qnerdi

GUESS WHO BROKE THEIR GLASSES AND REMEMBERED THEY HAVE SOME MONEY THEY STILL OWE SOMEBODY IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEE

Commissions are my only source of income and my comms are always open, so please spread this around thanks fam

I'm also planning a sketch stream some time next week once I get back from vacay at a slight deal - $10 for a refined sketch with flat colors, as opposed to the usual $12-15 and done in stream. Might do multiple depending on how it goes.




I'll take 10 non sketch orders at a time and then finish all of them before taking on new ones, you can see a more detailed look at my current queue on this trello board here. Sketch orders currently have no cap, but we'll see how things go and if I have to cut them off at some point, I will.

NON-SKETCH SLOTS
1. chiridion - Painting
2. RosariaBec - Simple Illustration
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SINCE IT SEEMS EVERYONE IS MAKING THE VERY DEFINITIVE MOVE TO DISCORD AND ABANDONING SKYPE, I'LL ADD IN THAT YEAH SKYPE ISN'T THAT FUCKING GOOD I'LL LOOK FOR EVERY EXCUSE TO DROP IT. No matter how much i like the colorful bubbles, they don't mean anything if actually using the program is s h i t. I only keep the program around for a couple people honestly.

My discord tag is qnerdi#1426 if anyone needs to reach me.

otherwise, HEY IT'S THE NEW YEAR, and I'm gonna try to make it a good and productive year, for real!! I want to finally start that nuzlocke comic I've been talking about for years (tho not. the same one. Petrichor may still get made eventually but I've got a gijinkalocke I'd like to do first with a fresh run) just to have an actual comic started and I want that "safe" option that I can finally push myself to actually do instead of shying away from it bc I don't think I'm good enough. I want to do that and/or get into an OCT at some point this year. I also still want to do more videos...I want to do a lot of things and I'm in a very lucky position where I really think I can if I kick my own ass a little and get a better handle on how much I procrastinate - I just gotta work on self control and organization and all that good stuff (ง'̀-'́)ง

I also want this to be a better year mentally. I want to try and take more control over my anxieties and self esteem, work to better myself in various ways and get rid of some toxic habits. My "lucky position" art wise actually makes this one a little harder to achieve, but it's still possible. I just gotta kick my own ass twice - once to actually do my work and then again to take care of myself.

but biggest goal - i just hope 2018 isn't as big a shit show for the world in general like 2017 was like goddamn

luv ya'll~
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i'm can't beliebe this

Alifide's questions first

1. What is your favorite work of fiction? Be it book or fanfic. ( im always curious to what people like to read)
UHHHHHH i, unfortunately, don't read much. Most of my downtime is still spent online like on tumblr or playing videogames. I just ain't got time to spare to read new stuff like I want to. But Good Omens is (obviously) good and I used to really like A Series Of Unfortunate Events and the Deltora series.
2.  Do you have any bad habits when making Oc's? ( For example: I tend to make ___ charcters ALL the time)
//LOOKS AT ALL MY FEMALE CHARACTERS AND ALL MY PLANNED FEMALE CHARACTERS.......................N-NO.........................OFC NOT.....................
3.  What do you like to do that relaxes you?
For /actually/ doing something, playing Overwatch is nice. Otherwise I just like laying down.
4. Any bad habits that you know are bad but have no intention of fixing?
Star why you gotta out me like this-
BUT UH there's bad habits I kinda can't stop like bouncing my leg and fidgeting and shit. 
Singing when literally any song I even somewhat know comes on is probably a bad habit I should stop buuuuuuuuuuuuuut fuck it.
5. Whats you're living space like? What about your desk? ( neat and tidy? Books everywhere? Sticky notes with ideas coveringa wall etc-)
OH, IT'S SO MESSY LMAO
I go through periods of trying to fix things up and I get things nice and clean for a while but then it quickly goes to shit.
6. Got any  pets? What type of personality do they  have?
I've got a dumbfuck golden retriever named Bear who rubs his ass all over everything and absolutely hates not being the center of attention and I love him
look at him he doesn't even understand you can just walk around simple objects god
7.Whats a show you watch that, no matter how many times you've seen it, if its on you will be watching it?
Every single series on Investigation Discovery. Also Impractical Jokers.
8.Whats a show or movie that you want to see but for some reason havent sat down and watched it yet?
Star Trek tbh. Star Wars too, but a little less. And I fell asleep during Lord of the Rings.
9. What are some Artists that you like? 
just @'s my entire fuckin watch list-
10. Tell me about one of your ocs?
She's a pretty bird who's gone through a trauma.
No, CD peeps, it's not the bird you're thinking of-
11.Got  favorite game that you would recomend?
The whole Dragon Age series!! Or, at least, Origins on PC (with a fuckton of mods). The series has its flaws but I still really like it and it's one of those series I'm gonna always buy no matter how long it goes on. II and Inquisition were good, but I personally think Origins was my favorite (also it has Zevran-).
12. Whats a place that you would recommend in your hometown/ where you live, to go and eat? Why? 
FUCKING NOTHING THERE IS NOTHING HERE-
Our Mexican restaurants are good tho I won't lie

NOW FOR Terastrial'S

1 ▸ Are there any foods that you will refuse to eat regardless of what it's in?
Mashed potatoes. I do not like mashed potatoes, the texture literally makes me sick. I'm really picky abt my food in general honestly but texture is a big factor.
2 ▸ Do you mumble or talk to yourself when bored?
YEAH ALL THE TIME I have whole conversations with myself.
3 ▸ What was the most reckless thing that you've done that ended amazingly?
Chosen an art major during my once go at college-
BUT REAL TALK IDK MAN I don't do particularly reckless things??
4 ▸ If not, a song you love but now hate? Too easy? What is a song that you've hated at first, but now love? 
Crazy Frog-
5 ▸ What was the first video game that you ever played?
Pokemon Red
6 ▸ Any shitty OCs that you've never put into the spotlight or posted? SHOW US. TELL US.
I need to draw Kathareen more but that requires drawing Kathareen-
IDK MAN I'VE GOT A FEW OLD SHITTY OCS PROBABLY i'll probably eventually remake them as pokemon i guess-
7 ▸ Artistic pet peeve?
Shading with black, please don't shade with black, use purple or blue, it will look a lot better I promise-
LIGHTING IN GENERAL CAN BE A REAL PET PEEVE FOR ME which I don't wanna be a huge jerk abt it it's hard finding a good balance but also ble a s e esp if you're doing a shadow heavy picture think abt the end result and make sure all the important parts of the pic can still be seen and are recognizable
8 ▸ If you could be defined as a fruit or vegetable, what would you be and why?
fuckin. idk. apples. i like apples.
9 ▸ A random person hugs you what do you do?
I SCREAM AND GET REALLY NERVOUS AND MAYBE I LAUGH BUT I'M PROBABLY SCARED PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME WITHOUT AT LEAST INFORMING ME FIRST BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME I REALLY REALLY HATE THIS................
10 ▸ Have any quirks or tendencies? Ex. Biting your lip, tapping fingers, shaking leg.
Et tu, Tera?
but also all three of those yeah
11 ▸ YOU IN AN RPG. ALIGNMENT, SPECIES, CLASS. GO!
NEUTRAL GOOD, ELF, ROGUE.
that's always what I choose my first go in games anyway-
12▸ What would you kill someone over?
A Wendy's cheeseburger.
13▸  If you could buy one round trip ticket to go anywhere, where would you go? To a long distance friend? To the land of your dreams?
I would buy a car to take me wherever I wanted because fuck planes
that doesn't help if I want to leave the continent but at least I'm not in a plane

and now I'm gonna steal 1558's questions just?? because?? you can't stop me????
1 • what's ur favorite pokemon design?
Trubbish bc it reminds me of me-
2 • skittles or m&ms?
Skittles
3 • are you happy with your current phone?
NO BC IT KEEPS DYING AROUND 30% FOR NO FUCKIN REASON
My Conspiracy Theory™ is that apple purposely fucks up phones two generations back from the newest one to make people upgrade bc this happened to my mom too and she's got a fuckin
4 • is satin good?
Hail Satin
5 • do you know anyone who crumbles their toilet paper bc i dont????
WHO THE FUCK CRUMBLES THEIR TOILET PAPER
6 • does the size matter?
why doesn't this song talk abt soft ew
7 • does the dick size matter?
go big or go home
8 • do you use twitter?
YES I SHITPOST CONSTANTLY-
9 • what species you'd like them to make a pokemon of? any you'd like a better version of? (looks at kyogre being the only orca)
why the fuck isn't there a dolphin pokemon yet YOU HAD YOUR FUCKIN CHANCE NINTENDO ALOLA WAS RIGHT THERE
but also just. all animals.
10 • do you believe in aliens?
hell fuckin yeah I do
11 • you get sucked into the last horror genre media u saw/played, how fucked are you?
WHICH COFFEE CUP IS MY COFFEE CUP AND WHICH ONE IS A MIMIC LET'S FIND OUT
12 • does it really matter is it pepsi or coke?
dr. pepper i like my pop fucking educated
13 • favorite youtuber?
Simply Nailogical I'm love her-

I'M NOT TAGGING ANYONE FUCK IT

how sick of you are seeing this meme and these questions huh
ALL MY CHARS ARE UP FOR QUESTIONS, INCLUDING ONES THAT AIN'T GOT APPS //POINTS TO CHARS LIKE TAKARA (a char whose app isn't done) AND JII (a totally original char)

gimme a character and then gimme a number or two or five-
1: What’s your OC’s biggest insecurity and how would they react if someone pointed it out to them?
2: If your OC wants to buy a firearm, what it might be for?
3: Does your OC behave differently around different people, if so with whom and how?
4: Would your OC want to involve themselves in humanitarian work ? If yes, then for what? If not, then why not?
5: How would your OC generally react to someone being verbally abusive towards them for no apparent reason?
6: Does your OC have a realistic image of their own intelligence?
7: Does your OC have any irrational phobias?
8: How is/was your OC’s relationship with their parents?
9: Does your OC feel a pressure to achieve or are they content and calm with doing what they can at the moment?
10: Does your OC guard their emotions by being tough? If not how would they?
11: How would your OC react to hearing they’re adopted?
12: What is one of the most primary things your OC feels that is missing from their life?
13: What kind of situations does your OC avoid the most?
14: If your OC gets into a fight with their best friend, would they wait for their friend to make up with them, or would they try to make up with their friend?
15: Does your OC consider themselves a good person?
16: Is your OC good at giving others validation of their feelings and making them feel understood?
17: Does your OC suffer of any mental health issues?
18: What kind of intrapersonal values does your OC have? (values about their self, what makes them feel like a valid person)
19: What boosts your OC’s confidence the most?
20: Does your OC hurt others often unintentionally? If yes, how?
21: Does your OC hurt others often intentionally? If yes, how?
22: How does your OC usually show affection? Are they openly romantic or more restricted with their affectionate emotions?
23: Does your OC tend to hide something about their personality/essence when meeting new people? If yes, what?
24: How would your OC react if they got humiliated by someone in a group of people?
25: How would your OC process the grief caused by the death of a loved one?
26: What is the most intense thing your OC has been battling with?
27: Does your OC practise any kind of escapism? If yes, what kind?
28: How would your OC react if a bully stole their lunch money in high school?
29: How does your OC behave on the face of a conflict?
30: What makes your OC defensive quickest?